How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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