planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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