it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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