Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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