Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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