I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
one might say we're banned from that church
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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