And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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