'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I just forgot I was standing up.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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