It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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