i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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