Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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