is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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