Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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