ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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