Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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