I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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