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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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