Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Randomize