**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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