To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My balls are so social today.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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