Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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