she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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