You really coming over, don't trick.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize