Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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