I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
