well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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