That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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