Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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