It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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