We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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