I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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