She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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