No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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