My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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