kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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