But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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