I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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