# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i dont even know how to be here
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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