if you like me you must not know who I am
thus making me awesome and them whores
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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