Where is the hickey?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
