you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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