so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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