Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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