So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
