nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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