my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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