I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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