I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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