Ambien. No doubt about it.
You can't special order awesome
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
