Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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