Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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