Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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