You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
