You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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