Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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