I'm so fucking centered right now
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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