Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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