Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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